WHAT MY XXXXX DREAM MEANS

Omg, and I thought only Sabs was capable of having such dreams. So I dreamt of me and a certain gentleman. The details are vague, but all I can remember is that we were having a party and were desperately trying to lay each other, but were being constantly interrupted by other (irritating) party guests. I can't remember if we managed to get it on eventually, but it was one hell of a hilarious dream.

What does this all mean? Am I into this guy? Or am I lusting over him? Or is the dream trying to tell me something? Damn I hate dreams. Especially when they are too good to be true. I think this just means I need to get laid. Fast. Away, celibacy, away!

I value freedom. I dislike rules. If you want me to listen, hard selling will get you nowhere.

Never ever tell me you know how I should lead my life. Suggestions are welcome. Forcefeeding is not.

If you think you know what's best for me, ask me what I think. Cos when you assume, you just make an ass of u & me.

Don't nobody dare to dictate my life. The last I checked, this is MY life. I will not share it, go get your own.

Just because I have mellowed over the years doesn't mean you can make decisions for me. And I am this close to unleashing the angry monster beneath.

I'm not all evil. I know you mean well. But learn to tweak my buttons correctly and I might just stop and listen.

Just don't push me into a corner.There's not much space left. If you can't take the heat, walk away now. I love my non-picture-perfect life.I wouldn't change it for the world. So don't insist I change.

HER NAME WAS LOLA

I want to be called Lola. Cos I think it's a damn hot name. Plus I want to be a showgirl. Imagine the boozing, the men... Shiokalicious.

So anyway, I digress. I think a lot of thinking needs to be done before naming your child. Luckily my parents are not jokers. Imagine if they decided to name me after my father's favourite band. Then I would be called Beegee Yeo. And because they needed the rest of the names to rhyme, Sabrina would then be Squeegee Yeo. Rowena would be erm... Orgy Yeo, and Shawn will be Pudgy Yeo.

If I ever have children, I'll give them exotic names. Like Lolita and and Ramon. So hot sounding. Ok so they sound slightly porn-ish, but they are my kids. So I'll name them any way I want.

Love,
Lola Yeo

ONCE THERE LIVED A PRINCESS

The princess was continuously looking. Looking for something. That elusive feeling. But she got distracted. And after awhile, she forgot what she was looking for.

She knew that there were many other substitutes she could find. Cheap booze and a false sense of security.Loud music and neon flashing lights. Lulled into a trance, that elusive thing she lost would no longer seem as significant.

But the evil dragon would not allow the princess to slip through his clutches without a fight.Using the last of his magic powers, he transformed into a dashing knight. He truly believed noone, not even the hardened princess, would be able to resist the charms of the knight.

The princess saw the knight. Something deep inside stirred. A strangely familiar feeling which she could not quite recall. Needing a comforting shoulder, the princess turned to her pet butterfly. Alas, the butterfly had unknowingly flown away in the princess's period of debauchery.

The princess was truly lost. Fascination and trepidation all at once. All she wanted was to live happily ever after.

She thought, she pondered. And she fell asleep, not able to understand anything, but dreaming of unicorns,leprechauns, and chocolate bonbons.