THE START TO A HAPPENING FRIDAY
Scene 1:
Woke up at 6.55am, and rushed out of the room to use the toilet (running late by 10 min), only to realise my dad was inside. So patient me decided to wait. Just fyi, my family has a toilet schedule of sorts, so that noone eats into another person's personal morning toilet times. So I wait. And wait. And he emerges at 7.25am (running late by 25 min)!!!!
Conclusion: 35 min late
Scene 2:
Ran down to my favourite mama shop to buy my usual currypuff breakfast, and horrors of horrors, there were NO currypuffs (wasted 5 min + no breakfast)!!!! Walked out to get a cab and managed to get my favourite type of taxi uncle. The sloooooooowwwww and chillax kiind. Refused to go above 80km/h, and left a berth of an airplane between him and the car in front. Uncle, hello??? U think I going on holiday ah? Pui!
So nvm, we eventually reached the Paya Lebar exit, and farking hell, big-ass jam. One lane was moving quite fast, the other was at a complete standstill. Guess which lane my uncle took ah? Make a guess, come on! Yeap, without a doubt, he took the lane which was not moving... I was there at 8.45am. And I was still there at 9.05am (time wasted: 20 min)! By this time I'm simmering, so I asked the uncle to take the other lane. And the moment I did that, the lane I was originally in started moving like a hurricane, and the lane he cut into stopped moving!! And this uncle had no initiative to cut back! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
Finally reached office at 9.15am with a whopping cabfare of 18 buckaroos. And late does not exist in my company's dictionary. And I blame it all on the uncle. Bloody hell.
Scene 3:
Went to da bao lunch and decided to treat myself to orange-pineapple juice. Love it that they do it on the spot. Saw an orange piece fly between the juicer and the grimy wall. And guess what? The fruit juice man picked it and threw it back into the juicer. And me being the bo chap person I am, took without making any noise, and proceeded to finish every single drop of it!
Scene 4:
Picked at a pimple on my face after lunch. Mistake. My concealer refuses to hide this monstrous growth. And now I'm desperate.
Well, at least the day can only get better, no?? *crosses fingers*
♥ I am a closet nympho.
♥ I hate lizards and Sundays.
♥ I am not afraid to hate.
♥ I laugh too loudly.
♥ I love my food.
♥ I do not have any interesting hobbies.
♥ I am a very boring person.
♥ I think I am addicted to MapleStory.
♥ I am hooked on Texas even though I can't win.
♥ I am a carnivore.
♥ I think I might be reincarnated as a cow in my next life, just because.
♥ I live life day by day cos life is too short to plan for.
♥ I hate my men to be too leechy.
♥ I think I might be commitment-phobic.
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