DRINKING IS BAD FOR HEALTH
I should quit drinking. I think my liver's combusted. There's an alien living in my head. He's doing the jitterbug. Together with his entire neighbourhood.
♥ I am a closet nympho.
♥ I hate lizards and Sundays.
♥ I am not afraid to hate.
♥ I laugh too loudly.
♥ I love my food.
♥ I do not have any interesting hobbies.
♥ I am a very boring person.
♥ I think I am addicted to MapleStory.
♥ I am hooked on Texas even though I can't win.
♥ I am a carnivore.
♥ I think I might be reincarnated as a cow in my next life, just because.
♥ I live life day by day cos life is too short to plan for.
♥ I hate my men to be too leechy.
♥ I think I might be commitment-phobic.
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