I Heart Stupid Quizzes
1. Who are you currently texting?
> No one cos' my phone has decided to follow the aliens home.
2. Who was the last person you kissed?
> Erm, in my dreams, many sia... In reality, I think I've been slobbering all over my bolster.
3. Are you dating them?
> If my bolster looked a little more presentable, I wouldn't mind.
4. When was the last time you were truly happy with your life?
> I used to be happy from Friday to Sunday. But now that my weekends are as extinct as the dodo bird, I think whiskey green tea will suffice.
5. When's the last time you showered?
> This morning before I left for work. Yah I don't bathe when I come home after work cos I'm trying to help save water. After all, I'll bathe again tomorrow morning.
6. If you're single, why?
> Wah piang. Have you seen the men around recently? I'll be royally #%^&ed if I ever end up with the likes of the scumbag I used to date. *shudder* Oh, and the few hot men that I spot are gay. Tough life I lead. Single single single..... Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. What did you do at your lowest point in life? How did/will you overcome it?
> Sleep. Fag. Eat. Watch TV.
> Sleep/fag/eat/watch it off. After awhile, you kinda forget that point.
8. What were the last two TV shows you watched?
> Sayang Sayang & that Chinese beach volleyball show.
9. Who's a celebrity you find extremely attractive?
> Taboo from BEP can rock my boat anytime.
10. When was the last time you saw your number 1?
> Ermmm, when I looked at my reflection at work just now?
13. Last kind of cereal that you ate?
> Dunno. Probably Koko Crunch. Cos that's practically all my mother buys. Even though I personally prefer Coco Pops.
14. Have you ever cried and didn't know why?
> No not really. I'm not a very emo person. But recently I cry when I watch sad shows. Think this new-found sensitivity comes with age.
15. What are you wearing on your feet?
> A gigantasaurus blister.
16. Who was the last person you slept in a bed with?
> My ever-loyal bolster.
17. What year was your worst school picture taken?
> Every school year's picture was a horror. In fact, I have pictures from just a couple of years ago that look like scenes out of Freddie Krueger movies.
18. Do you have any plans for tomorrow?
> Yup. I WANT to leave work ON THE DOT.
19. Do you like your name?
> I HEART IT.
21. What was the last thing you drew on?
> Some scrap piece of paper at work.
22. Do you feel lonely at times?
> With loonbins as family, you'll never be lonely.
23. Who was the last person to make you happy?
> The last person who offered me an alcoholic drink.
24. Do you have feelings for anyone, and if so, do they know?
> I have the hots for many people. I HEART Adriel. I HEART Mal's cousin. I HEART my tattoo artist. I could go on and on. But then, everyone already knows.
25. Things you first notice about the opposite sex:
> Height
26.What usually causes your fights with your friends?
> Too old, too busy. We just bitch a lot, I think.
27. Have you ever dated someone so ugly that everyone kept making fun of them?
> Y-E-S.
28. Do you like being in pictures?
> Yabba!!!!!!
29. Who was the last person you've seen throw up in person?
> Hmmmmmmmm, I think it would have to be Colin Chang Qing Xian!!!!
30. Have you ever been more attracted to a significant other's sibling than them?> No, but I have been attracted by a significant other's buddy. Wooooot!!!!!
31. What is the last fun thing you did?
> Got high. Waaaaaay back in the year 1845.
32. Do you tend to fall for people easily?
> Yup. And I'm such a good multi-tasker, I can fall for many people at the same time too.
33. Have you spent more time in your life single, or in a relationship?
> Single. And I'm definitely not complaining.
34. Is your bed room window open?
> No, cos more dust will settle in my already dust-filled room.
35. Do you have any tattoos, if so which hurt the most?
> Yabba! And the one that hurt the most was the one on my wrist, when I had to say goodbye to my tattoo artist. Sob.
36. Where is your heart?
> Eaten by a dog.
37. Who was the last person you shared a blanket with?
> Me, myself and I.
38. Do you know anyone with a lisp?
> Yeah, apparently you are reading her blog right now.
39. Who was the last person to call, what did they call for, and how long did it take?
> One of my vendors. And obviously it was work-related. Yawnnnn...
40. What does the oldest text message in your inbox say, from who?
> "Knock knock! i'm here already", from my MIA dude, Mr Darren Wong Twee Xiang.
41. Would you rather be cheated with, or on?
> Cheated with, obviously!
42. How many drugs have you done in the last 7 days?
> Nada. I am not a druggie kinda person.
43. Who was the last person to make fun of you?
> It must definitely be Sabrina Yeo Hui Ling.
44. What was the last movie you watched?
> Sex and the City
45. Do you like talking on the phone?
> Not when the person on the other end sounds like an alien... I sooooo neeeeed a new phone....
Just giving my two cent worth, you know what I just realised? There's no question no. 20 in this entire quiz!! Zzzzzzzz.....
♥ I am a closet nympho.
♥ I hate lizards and Sundays.
♥ I am not afraid to hate.
♥ I laugh too loudly.
♥ I love my food.
♥ I do not have any interesting hobbies.
♥ I am a very boring person.
♥ I think I am addicted to MapleStory.
♥ I am hooked on Texas even though I can't win.
♥ I am a carnivore.
♥ I think I might be reincarnated as a cow in my next life, just because.
♥ I live life day by day cos life is too short to plan for.
♥ I hate my men to be too leechy.
♥ I think I might be commitment-phobic.
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