10 Reasons Why I'm a Drama Baba
1. My phone is totally screwed, but I have no money to get a new one. Hence, everyone sounds like ET and the phone eats up my messages before I can read them.
2. So many of my Saturdays have been burnt I don't even see the joy of weekends. Weekends? What weekends? I have worked three weeks straight. At times like this, I wish I could just marry a rich man and cook dinner for him.
3. I'm down to $4 in my purse. Which means I have to eat economical bee hoon for lunch tomorrow. And drink water from the tap. Oh wait a minute. I'm richer by a bit. I forgot about the $3.27 I have in my bank. Whee.
4. Payday is a gabazillion years away. Plus my boss's damn fast speed of giving us our paycheques, I think I will be paid in 2044.
5. I don't think I can make it for Mal's bridesmaid fitting with the tailor cos I have yet another event to run. Zzzzz...
6. I really cannot tahan my bitchy client, who shall not be named. I think they were sent here to punish me.
7. I have the mother of all blisters on my left foot. And I got it from wearing Birks. The atrocity of it all. I will go buy a pair of blue-and-white Japanese slippers when I get my pay.
8. I have to be at work in less than 12 hours from now.
9. My face is as smooth as a toilet brush.
10. I am deprived of alcohol. The closest I've gotten to alcohol in weeks is a dark liquid commonly known as root beer.
♥ I am a closet nympho.
♥ I hate lizards and Sundays.
♥ I am not afraid to hate.
♥ I laugh too loudly.
♥ I love my food.
♥ I do not have any interesting hobbies.
♥ I am a very boring person.
♥ I think I am addicted to MapleStory.
♥ I am hooked on Texas even though I can't win.
♥ I am a carnivore.
♥ I think I might be reincarnated as a cow in my next life, just because.
♥ I live life day by day cos life is too short to plan for.
♥ I hate my men to be too leechy.
♥ I think I might be commitment-phobic.
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